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kellie is also known as brains, &since brains is the thinking center of all beings, i am always right, unless you can confidently tell me that your brain tells you otherwise but that would mean that your brains are not thinking straight so i dont think you will ever admit to that

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1 i am absolutely obessesed with chocolate; esp dark chocs and mars bars

2 i have a lifelong dream to rule the world wuth chocolate, mars bars and stuffed toys; call it self-denial

3 i love long tops cause they emphasize my non-existant ass

4 i think dancers are cooool, esp hiphop/breakdancers; they're usually hot and completely versatile

5 i love reading autobiographies of people who had an abused childhood; very touching &teaches me to be thankful for having a great family :D

6 i am addicted to noodle snacks esp baby stars and mammy crackers!

7 i am cynical towards school and politics, and most other debatable topics

8 i complain alot about eating unhealthy fast food but cant stop myself from eating unhealthy snacks/crackers.

9 i used a pencil for all my work up until P5 when my teacher scolded me for smudged homework; i then changed to ballpoint pens.

10 i love dramione fanfiction and wanna be a witch! my favourite spell is PETRIFICUS TOTALUS!

11 i can be a complete bitch/bimbo when i want to; that's most of the time

12 i love making study timetables for myself, but NEVER stick to them; they're too boring too follow

13 i love looking at boys and pointing out their best features, eg eyes, hair, bod, etc.

14 i lovelovelovelovelove japanese and korean food; rice alone makes a meal!

15 i love singing my heart out and usually sing myself to sleep; it not lullabys, it's rock/pop!

16 i grew up listening to disney lullabys and around disney stuffed toys

17 i had a boster when i was a baby which i hugged and threw around until it became lumpy and tattered; i cant find it now, i think it was thrown away..

18 i have never fulfilled my new year resolutions; or any other resolutions at that

19 i love converse/levis shoes esp hi-tops!

20 i have feet which grew at a rapid rate to size 7.5, but it has shrunk now to a 6/6.5; a sign that i have stopped growing any taller

21 i love mini tube dresses and always look out for them when i go shopping; which is not often, actually

22 i love doing mindless quizzez; cause well, they're mindless

23 i can be freaking sarcastic when i feel up to it; so dont ask me how i feel after i konk my head somewhere, that's just asking for a lashing.

24 i realise that when i stare really hard at someone, it can look really scary &intimidating; it usually is meant to tell you to back off anyway

25 i absolutely lovelovelove receiving presents from anyone; provided it's something i want and not some random thing someone picked up for the sake of it

26 i once wrote out the lyrics to one of my all-time favourite songs Drive by Vanessa Hudgens; i listened to it a gazillion times &my hand hurt like hell

27 i love picking out quotes from the bible which sound really nice, but i usually have absolutely no idea what the hell they're trying to say

28 i wanna get married at 27 and have 2kids by 33

29 i love puppy golden retrievers, but dont like the hassle when they grow too big; thou shalt not get a big dog

30 i am gonna name my future dog Ozymandias [King of Kings], refer to poem by Shelley; Ozzy for short

31 i have a fetish for yellow sports cars; especially Lamborghinis

32 i love black&red; my hair will only ever be black with highlights or completely red

33 i lovelovelovelovelove my primary school; RGPS!

34 i love surrounding myself with friends or people who love me

35 i am more amused than bothered when people start playing matchmaker

36 i hate hypothetical situations; since they did not happen and may not happen, why bother considering it? eg: what would you do if you had not meet XXX? if i did not meet XXX, i would not know what it's like to HAVE met him, so i would not DO anything!

37 i love recieving little momentos like photos&cards; very touching &significant :D

38 i love texting &apparently i type really fast; thankfully my phone bill has never exceeded [unlimited sms!]

39 i think using clichés in english essays is just plain annoying&stupid; one who uses clichés does not deserve to score well for that piece of work, regardless of whether it is actually a good essay or not

40 i love bands with female lead singers like Paramore and Hey Monday

41 i love playing games that require me to take care of something, eg: Pets Society, Neopets, etc; it's satisfying to know i am capable of caring for something else, virtual or not

42 i love going shopping, esp when i actually get to buy stuff for myself; of course, i love it more when it's all-expense paid :D

43 i love celebrations, even if it's over nothing; celebrations means high-ness and invovlement :D especially my birthday!

44 i love playing completely pointless games on Facebook; it's pointless, hence de-stressing

45 i dislike the terms 'betterhalf' 'significant other' 'counterpart' etc; sooo cheesy; i prefer baby and my boy/dude, even lover is way better. best of all: SOM :D

46 i love talking on the phone for endless hours at a time, but i have no one to talk one the phone with, sadly ):

47 i hide a lot secrets which no one knows, not even shreya or cheanpin; &im gonna keep it that way

48 i love surprise parties, but i hate being kept in the dark; conflicting, but i'd love if someone actually surprises me completely :D

49 my boster's name is AhPeng, its some dialect my grandma taught me when is was a baby; all my bosters are called AhPeng &AhPeng is always squishy :D

50 i love squishy stuffed toys; a stuffed toy is not a stuffed toy if it is not squishy, it would be a toy

51 when i make friends, i usually either make close friends or mere aquaintances; in betweens are not good, awkward even

52 i believe that if you truly love someone, you'd want that person to die before you so that he/she does not need to suffer from the pain&loneliness of your death/absence; i believe in euthanasia :D

53 i think undie-flashing is disgusting; unless the undie-flasher is hot, then it's perfectly fine to flash all he wants :D

54 i am uber cute! according to my didi, so it's extremely biased but still a FACT :D

55 i absolutely love Music; i'd die without my music :D

56 i love reading murder/mystery thrillers; call me saddistic, but i love it when someone dies &romance novels are nice too

57 i dont like people who dont practice what they preach; bloody double standards - cynicism

58 i am violently against smoking; i will make pointed comments when people smoke within a few metres of a bus stop or any other no-smoking areas &will cough loudly and delibrately when someone smoking walks past me

59 i dont like blog songs; i'd rather listen to my own music ¬ be influenced by other people's taste, thank you very much!

60 i hate the Chinese Language with an overwhelming passion; i swear i will murder the subject at the very first opportunity. the only reason i put up with it is cause i can talk to my mum without my maid knowing what we're talking about &cause it's easier for me to understand my grandma in chinese than for her to understand me in english

61 i love expressing my RED-HOT HATRED for the disgusting lizards which lurk the earth, invading every crevice and crack on our precious world; they deserve death in it's highest degree of suffering our universe has to offer

62 i hate barbie dolls and all other dolls which display physical human-likeness; they conjure horrigible memories of Chuckie which my deardear older brother forced me to watch as an innocent young girl

63 i love camwhoring, but dont like posting the pictures i take cause they either turn out hideous or i find it too egoistic; plus i love myself too much have others oggle at my pictures without my physical presence

64 i think the Catholic church was completely unreasonable to make a huge fuss over the publishing of the book the DaVinci Code &yet not make a single sound over Angels&Demons when the latter is obviously way more controversial than the former; both are by Dan Brown, fyi

65 i love watch reality shows cause they're completely bitchy, unreasonable, annoying &100% entertaining; esp American Idol, Project Runway, America's Next Top Model. btw, Singapore's S Factor is just lame cause it's simply bimbotic ¬hing else

66 i love Charlie and the Chocolate Factory; it's so unreal &chocolatey and absolutely delicious :D plus, it has my favourite actor, JOHNNY DEPP - completely fantabulous!

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