kellie is also known as brains,
&since brains is the thinking center of all beings,
i am always right, unless you can confidently tell me
that your brain tells you otherwise
but that would mean that your brains are not thinking straight
so i dont think you will ever admit to that
shreya: ! the actual loving act of sex is sexy. u make sex sound like running!
me: Sex isn't sexy! Sexy isn't sweaty sticky and naked! But sex is hot.
tag replies
josh: you suck shre: apparently joshua mark teoh does.. shre: thank you for the vivid bowel movement description maxi: cos you both suck, duhh. heh, you're STILL a completely clueless cuckoo! jared: blehhs XP
today's history paper was screwed. &you know what was completely crappy? i knew all the freaking answers
7:47 pm
Monday, September 29, 2008
hamilton!
i am in the shower, i dragged the tv into the toilet, propped up a book at the corner of the loo and snuck in a plate of rice, meat&veges gosh josh, you just plain suck.
tag replies
shre: no, but u're sposedly banned from using de com josh: it's only classics to iidiots like you who have no creativity juices josh: i think u just suaned urself. heh, too much like maxi for ur own good! jarED: eoys almost over! &i tot u got no modem! cp: i felt like a black skin..?
all i want for Christmas is a half naked footballer, an F1 driver, a first-year business student and two singers/actors
my list of authors:
Cathy Hopkins Tess Gerritsen Dave Pelzer Nora Roberts ... ...
i know there's more but i cant rmb their names.. LOL XD
8:10 pm
Saturday, September 27, 2008
substantiate me
i see the light at the end of the tunnel..
me: KIDNAP ME!!
josh: Lol. U ah...
me: you cannot imagine the horror of small hideous and annoying
josh: Lol. Even if u're insane, we'll still love u. HAHA!
me: I know you will, but i might die! THINK OF YOUR CONSCIENCE!
josh: LOL. It'll be clear cos i didn't kill u. Haha.
me: you had the GOD-given opportunity to, but didnt! you indirectly caused my death!
josh: Lol. No. My conscience will be clear as crystal. Haha.
me: drowning~! I SEE THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL!!
josh: Haha. It's prolly e living room light. Haha.
me: the living room lights are off! images flash before my eyes, my hand reaches out..
josh: U see joshua! Lol.
me: yea, images of my life flash before my eyes. i see a hand reaching out to take my away..
josh: It's joshua's hand! Lol.
me: i didnt know joshua had an old wrinkly hand, but okayy.. if you say so, i reach out and take it and am taken AWAY from the little monstrocity, PLEASE
then, the iidiot came online &refused to reply tt last sms. DAMN YOU JOSHUA MARK TEOH
when do i go offline? when the monster comes knocking on my door threatening to call my mum..
josh: yo... playing game.. lol
me: die lahh josh! wahh liiaos, u come online then never reply my sms liiaos. waste my sms
josh: lol.. okok.. later.. lol
me: wth, IM FREAKING BORED!
josh: sry sry... later than talk.. lemme play game first. :)
me: iidiot josh!!
josh: loves u.. LOL
me: iidiot!
then comes the traditional nudging session.
remind me again why am i surronded by arts students? wait, there was never a substantial reason in the first place
9:00 pm
SUE ME
screw the exams. SHUDDUP JOSH!!
tag replies
maxi: wth is pathos?!? josh: so? sue me. josh: LOL, rihanna looked zombie-fied MINImax: did you JUST notice my url? relinked. derrick: that sounds very wrong.. jarED: josh is joshua from church. cp: helloo~!
i cannot do partial fractions. so sue me.
7:02 pm
Monday, September 22, 2008
JUST STAND UP~! (for cancer)
I LOVE THIS SONG! one. it's nostalgic(: two. it's niice(: three. i like it(:
Just Stand Up Beyonce: The heart is stronger than you think It’s like it can go through anything And even when you think it can’t it finds a way to still push on, though
Carrie: Sometimes you want to run away Ain’t got the patience for the pain And if you don’t believe it look into your heart the beat goes on
Rihanna: I’m tellin’ you that Miley: Things get better through whatever Rihanna: If you fall, dust it off, don’t let up
Sheryl: Don’t you know you can go be your own miracle Beyonce: You need to know
(CHORUS) Sheryl: If the mind keeps thinking you’ve had enough But the heart keeps telling you don’t give up
Sheryl/Beyonce: Who are we to be Questioning, wondering what is what Don’t give up THROUGH IT ALL, JUST STAND UP!
Fergie: It’s like we all have better days Problems getting all up in your face Leona: Just because you go through it Fergie: Don’t mean it got to take control, no Leona: You ain’t gotta find no hiding place Keyshia: Because the heart can beat the hate Leona: Don’t wanna let your mind keep playin’ you Keyshia: And sayin’ you can’t go on
Rihanna: I’m tellin’ you that Miley: Things get better through whatever Rihanna: If you fall, dust it off, don’t let up Miley: Dust if off, don’t let up
LeAnn: Don’t you know you Natasha: Can go LeAnn: Be your own Natasha: Miracle Carrie: You need to know
(CHORUS) If the mind keeps thinking you’ve had enough Melissa: oh,i've had enough But the heart keeps telling you don’t give up Melissa: no,don't you give up Who are we to be questioning, wondering what is what Don’t give up Melissa: Don't give up, just stand up Through it all,just stand up Melissa: Just stand up THROUGH IT ALL, JUST STAND UP!
Mary: You don’t gotta be a prisoner in your mind Ciara: If you fall, dust it off Mary: You can live your life Rihanna/Carrie: Yeah Mary: Let your heart be your guide Rihanna/Carrie: Yeah yeah yeah Mariah: And you will know that you’re good if you trust in the good Ashanti: Everything will be alright, yeah Light up the dark, if you follow your heart Mary: And it will get better Mariah: Through whatever
(CHORUS) If the mind keeps thinking you’ve had enough But the heart keeps telling you don’t give up Who are we to be questioning, wondering what is what Don’t give up THROUGH IT ALL, JUST STAND UP!
If the mind keeps thinking you’ve had enough But the heart keeps telling you don’t give up Who are we to be questioning, wondering what is what Don’t give up THROUGH IT ALL, JUST STAND UP!
Fergie: You got it in you, find it within You got in now, find it within now You got in you, find it within You got in now, find it within now You got in you, find it within Find it within you, find it within
THROUGH IT ALL, JUST STAND UP
8:36 pm
Saturday, September 20, 2008
haiis, it's NEVER work. hopefully(:
IT'S BROKEN! heh, again why? parents went out :D
tag replies
josh: blehhs, my paprazzi skills alrdy rawks XD limin: wanna be my dar too? heh(: shre: shuddup and die. or i'll give you to KUMAR wrapped in a pink polka dotted bow. melina: blehhs, who cares? XP MINImax: so what? jarED: heh, boo! jarED: XP cp: just cos YOU dun believe, doesnt mean it's not true XDD jarED: what happened to YOUR computer ban??! poop. maxi: gosh maxi, you completely suck.
HAHAHAHAH! josh, i told you! MAXI IS COMPLETELY CLUELESS!! hah, now you had better shut your mouth and not blab!
dying of heat and boredom
i hate yong jiamin. dont ask why, i just do. great thing is, the feeling's MUTUAL.
